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Joke of the Day

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."

"I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public."

"""I didn't choose the thug life."" I explain, entering an institution of higher learning."

"Teacher: Frd give me a sentence starting with ""I."" Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No Fred. You must always say ""I am."" Fred: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."

"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"

"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"