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Joke of the Day

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"

"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."

"Where there is a will, there is usually a death."

"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"Looking for new roommates on Craigslist... ...is it too anal to ask whether or not they're into it?"