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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."

"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."

"What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A camera that takes pictures of itself."

"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."

"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."