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"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"
"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"The older I get, the better I was."
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."
"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."
"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""