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"How does Moses make tea? He brews it."
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"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."
"Dear Father Christmas could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!"
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"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"
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"My girlfriend left me because of the way I face the toilet paper. I told her I can't help it... That's just how I roll."