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"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"
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"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."
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"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."
"Where did Suzie go after the bombing? Everywhere"
"What happens when you fingerbang a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red."
"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."
"Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette"