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Joke of the Day

"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"

"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."

"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"

"A flock of dads is called a grill."

"I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music."

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."