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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it."

"Everyone, meet our new baby, Lucian ""Aww, what a nice name"" It's her dad's, so I picked his middle name ""What is it?"" Theskywithdiamonds"

"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."