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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her."

"The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn... They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming."

"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"

"2 men walk into a bar One says ouch!"

"What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters."

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"

"I visited Detroit recently. I love the smell of the ol' factories."

"Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming."