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Joke of the Day
"God made me an atheist Who are you to question his Wisdom."
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"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."
"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."
"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"
"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"
"Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite"
"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"
"Is your wife buying too many shoes? Cut her feet off. There, done."
"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."
"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."