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Joke of the Day

"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"

"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane? You would too if you had to fly Alitalia."

"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"

"Hard to believe that Twitter is six years old. Seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family."

"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."

"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."

"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"