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Joke of the Day

"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."

"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."

"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""

"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."

"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"

"let's head over to the barber shop and make hair angels on the floor"