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Joke of the Day
"If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less."
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"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"
"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."
"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"
"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."
"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"
"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian... Best joke of my career."