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Joke of the Day

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."

"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"What is the collective noun for children? A migraine."

"Did you know semen leaves the body at almost thirty miles per hour? This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"

"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."

"What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk? A dead bird."

"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."