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Joke of the Day
"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."
Next Joke
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"Billion dollar idea: war."
"Toddler in our bed last night; it was like sleeping with an octopus on meth."
"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."
"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."
"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."
"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."
"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"