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Joke of the Day

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""

"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"

"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."

"It's a hard life being a window... Everyone can see right through you"

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove."

"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"

"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"