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Joke of the Day

"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."

"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !"

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."