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Joke of the Day

"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."

"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""

"Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business."

"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."

"I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten."

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."

"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."