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Joke of the Day
"Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business."
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"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""
"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
"CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience [waves to dad] [orchestra goes crazy]"
"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car."
"I try to make good food, but it all turns to shit."
"What did the Leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."
"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."