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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten."

"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"

"How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle? They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the backdoor."

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"

"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"

"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"

"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."