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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."
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"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."
"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"
"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
"I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move."
"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""