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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."

"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"

"Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years."

"What do you call an Egyption's butt muscle? A sphinxster"

"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"

"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""