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Joke of the Day
"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"
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"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."
"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."
"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"
"I was thinking of opening up a new business... For teenage abortions called: Little miss conceptions"
"I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for ""Most Concussions"" He lives about a stones throw away."
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming ""Quit plunderin' my booty!"""
"It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chance she's not alive"