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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."

"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"

"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."