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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
Next Joke
"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."
"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish... And you are missing out on a lucrative business opportunity."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."
"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""
"Funniest joke I've ever heard. women's rights."
"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"
"Why is Hitler a terrible wingman? Because he's dead"
"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."