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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
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"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"Is it solipsistic in here? or is it just me?"
"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."
"Can I go out and do drugs tonight dad? EXCUSE ME?! *sighs* MAY I go out and do drugs tonight dad *snaps newspaper* that's better"
"Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"