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Joke of the Day
"Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."
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"What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water? One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!"""
"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, ""Nicki Massage"""
"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."