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Joke of the Day
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
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"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."
"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."
"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"
"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."
"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."