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Joke of the Day

"I've written a book called, 'How Not To Get Conned Out Of Your Money'. It's available in all good bookshops priced 149.99."

"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"

"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."

"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"Where did the universe attend college? At the university."

"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."

"My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do. Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer.."

"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."