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Joke of the Day

"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."

"""You're attachment is too large,"" my computer tells me. I blush. ""My eyes are up here,"" I respond coyly."

"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."

"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."

"Oh please don't do it! Oh please don't do! Oh please don't! Oh please do! Oh please! Oh!"

"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"