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Joke of the Day
"Where did the universe attend college? At the university."
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"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."
"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."
"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"
"I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve"
"[running away from killer] KILLER: YOU'RE GONNA TRIP ON YOUR SHOELACES THEN I'LL GET U ME: MY SHOES ARE VELCRO KILLER: NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"
"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""