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Joke of the Day

"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"

"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"

"Top Rated Videos: OOps! Fail Blackflip .Hahaha Looser!!! http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/funny-poor-boy-sweet-backflip-lollss.html"

"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."

"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."

"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"

"Best pickup line EVER! I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut."

"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""

"I got a fishing pole for my wife I thought it was a pretty good trade."