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Joke of the Day

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"

"I can totally keep secrets! It's the people I tell them to that can't!"

"Chuck Norris... ...played a used game once... on the Xbox One."

"Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween."

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"

"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."