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Joke of the Day

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"

"Brought Turkey home from the deli and my wife yells ""I asked for Ham!"" Sorry, wrong sub."

"Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night."

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"

"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."