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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"

"I'm gonna stand outside a strangers house tonight with a lit candle & tell them it's in remembrance of all the people I killed there."

"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."

"What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off? Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling."

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"

"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."

"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"His icy glare melts my creamy core. He's so cold, beads of water drip down his exterior. My walls ache to be drowned by him. -Oreo to milk"

"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."