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Joke of the Day

"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."

"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."

"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."

"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"

"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."

"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."

"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."

"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"

"Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day."