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Joke of the Day

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar."

"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."

"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."

"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."

"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."