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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
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"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."
"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."
"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."
"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"
"Donald Trump and I agree on one thing. We both would like to bang his daughter."
"I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters."