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Joke of the Day

"It's 2023, a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?"" "".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."""

"What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?"

"Hi, what can I get for 25 cents? You can get the fuck out."

"How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor? They'll tell you."

"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."

"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."

"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."

"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"

"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"

"Why do witches not wear panties? You get better grip on the brooms."