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Joke of the Day

"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"

"Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight"

"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"

"Imagine how trendy the clothes are at New Navy."

"You cant have crisis without ISIS"

"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""

"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."

"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant"

"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."