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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."
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"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"
"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"I saw an image of Jesus in my breakfast burrito. I asked myself, what would Jesus do? And so I ate him. Two hours later... Holy Shit!"
"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."
"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"
"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"