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Joke of the Day
"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."
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"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""
"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? Play the piano until you find the right key."
"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""
"Single beds Should date more."
"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator? It's always 7% off."