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Joke of the Day

"Why do witches not wear panties? You get better grip on the brooms."

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."

"""Wanna go camping?"" ""No thanks, I have a house."""

"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."

"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"Me: How do you like being an Uber driver. Driver: I don't work for Uber. Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn't I?"

"What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!"