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Joke of the Day

"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"

"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"

"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."

"Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said ""May I please have a cigarette?"". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite."

"A guy in a plane stood up & shouted ""HIJACK!"" All passengers got scared . . . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . ""Hi JOHN"""

"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"