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Joke of the Day
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."
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"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"
"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."
"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"
"Turkey shoots down Russian jet it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his actions were in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon before thanksgiving hits."
"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."
"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"
"I was invited to a party... The dress code said ""black tie only"". But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too"
"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"