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Joke of the Day

"Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said ""May I please have a cigarette?"". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite."

"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."

"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."

"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."

"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"

"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."

"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."

"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."

"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? a Roman Catholic."