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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"
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"if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? ""lol im OWNING all these bees"" i say as i put my face in the beehive"
"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"
"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"
"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""
"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""
"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."
"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"
"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"