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Joke of the Day
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
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"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
"I dont know why its called kidnapping, Ive never got one of those little bastards to fall asleep"
"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"
"I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins."
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
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"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."
"What do black people drive? house prices down"