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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."
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"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."
"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."
"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."
"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."
"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."
"People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it"
"What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? ""Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot""."
"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."