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Joke of the Day
"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."
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"Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you"
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. "
"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"
"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"
"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."
"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"
"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"
"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."