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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"
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"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""
"""Hey kids! What be a pirates favorite letter?"" -""Arrrrrrrrrrrr?"" -""No! His first love be the 'C'!"" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)"
"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."
"WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot."
"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."
"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""
"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."