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Joke of the Day

"God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You're really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings"

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."

"what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."

"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."

"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."

"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"

"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"

"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."