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Joke of the Day
"what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings"
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"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
"Men of quality respect women's equality."
"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""
"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."
"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."
"What does a Redditor do at prom? He looks for the punchline"
"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."