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Joke of the Day
"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."
Next Joke
"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."
"Adam and eve just finished having sex for the first time god looks down and sees eve washing up and says "" I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish"""
"The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks."
"Did you hear One Direction is breaking up? They're heading separate ways."
"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"
"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"
"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"
"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"
"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."