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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"
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"Saw a bumper sticker with a gun and ""I don't call 911!"" Jesus. I hope his wife doesn't fall down the stairs. ""Sorry darlin'."" -*BLAM BLAM*"
"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while."
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"
"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."
"Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font."
"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."