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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"
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"I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline"
"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."
"Mimes give each other the unsilent treatment."
"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."
"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."